2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons ◎

Not “blondes” as in a hair color. The Blondes —a duo named Saffron and Honey, who ran a traveling pop-up seminar called “Unlocking Your Inner Chaos: A Lesson in Living Loud.” They were famous on social media for glitter-bombing stuffy boardrooms and teaching CEOs to dance the macarena during quarterly earnings calls.

“John Persons,” Saffron said, reading his name off a lanyard. “Your energy is screaming for help.” 2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons

The next morning, he didn’t quit his job or shave his head or join a circus. But he did stop for donuts on the way to work. He took a different route. He smiled at a stranger. Not “blondes” as in a hair color

“Lesson one,” Saffron announced. “Entertainment is not something you watch. It’s something you become .” “Your energy is screaming for help

He kept the kazoo on his desk. Just in case.

John had never heard of them. He’d only won their seminar ticket in a raffle he entered by accident, thinking it was for a free set of non-stick frying pans.

The Blondes had vanished, leaving only a glittery note: “Lesson learned? Good. Now go teach someone else.”