27 Dresses -

If you were a millennial girl coming of age in the late 2000s, 27 Dresses wasn't just a movie—it was a mirror. We all knew a Jane. Or, if we’re being honest with ourselves at 2 a.m., we were Jane.

Let’s break down the bridesmaid-zilla hall of fame. For the three people who haven’t seen it: Jane Nichols (Heigl) is the ultimate wedding sidekick. She has a closet overflowing with taffeta (olive green, anyone?) and an Excel spreadsheet of her 27 stints as a bridesmaid. She loves love. She lives for the "something blue." The problem? She’s secretly in love with her boss, George (Edward Burns), a commitment-phobe who sees her as a human calendar rather than a partner. 27 Dresses

The good: It nails the emotional labor women often perform for free. It argues that being "helpful" isn't a personality, and that you cannot pour from an empty champagne flute. If you were a millennial girl coming of

She folds napkins into swans for other people’s weddings. She gets up at 4 AM to do her sister’s laundry. She literally jumps out of a moving limo to save a wedding cake. We laugh, but the clinical term for that is "chronic people-pleasing." It’s exhausting to watch because it’s exhausting to live . Let’s break down the bridesmaid-zilla hall of fame

What’s your favorite cursed bridesmaid dress from the film? Drop the color in the comments.

Also, the "Bennie and the Jets" bar scene? That is top-tier physical comedy. The man commits to the bit, and that is why we forgive him for writing that exposé (even if he technically had a point). Yes—with an asterisk.