Andaz Apna Apna Subtitles [ 360p ]

(shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR...! ...Sorry, practice kar raha tha." (FIRE THE GUN...! ...Sorry, I was practicing.)

"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.)

"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’)

"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)

"Pachees, sahab." (Twenty-five, sir.)

"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’)

"Kya order hai sahab?" (What’s your order, sir?) andaz apna apna subtitles

"Free mein nahi milega." (You won’t get it for free.)

"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)

"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!) (shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR

(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]

"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?)

"Apna number pehle sudhaar. Tera brain ‘out of order’ ka board laga ke baitha hai." (Fix your own number first. Your brain’s sitting with an ‘out of order’ sign.) [SCENE: TEA STALL. TEJA (SHEKHAR SUMAN) ENTERS WITH STYLE.] cutting waali cutting