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Lena grinned. “The walls are made of cheese graters. We can slap a Pizza Hut logo on every blade.”

The Last Audition for Labyrinth Lords

It will probably be the biggest show of the year. Brazzers - Ryan Reid - Put It In My Ass- -03.12...

The chicken survived. Kiki was disqualified. Darnell won by default, donated the prize to a mycological society, and vanished into the woods. The finale drew 80 million viewers—a PES record.

He sighed. PES was bleeding viewers. Their flagship, Real Housewives of the Animated Apocalypse , had just been cancelled after a CGI zombie ate a judge live on air. They needed a hit. He hated Labyrinth Lords with every fiber of his cynical soul. So he approved it. Lena grinned

“It’s Ratatouille meets Squid Game ,” chirped the producer, a hyper-kinetic woman named Lena Zhu. “Contestants are shrunk to four inches tall. They navigate a giant’s kitchen. Last one to the toaster wins a million.”

The PES editing team, desperate for any content, left it in. The chicken survived

But then, something unexpected happened.

The first shoot was a disaster. The miniature camera drones kept getting swatted by the “giant” (a retired basketball player in a novelty apron). The contestants, a motley crew of ex-cheerleaders, mycologists, and a man who claimed to speak fluent squirrel, kept trying to unionize.

“There’s no chicken in the script!” Marcus shouted.

“That’s the problem, sir. It’s a real chicken.”