The installation didn't begin. Instead, a single line of text appeared:

He looked up. The basement was gone. He was sitting in a vast, silent open-plan office. There were no windows. No doors. The carpet was a soothing shade of corporate teal.

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Priya’s message dinged on his phone, which lay vibrating on the basement floor: "Hey Arjun, never mind about the ISO. We're just using Google Docs now. Also, HR wants to chat about your 'legacy processes.'"

Arjun stood up, knocking his chair over. He ran down the aisle, past rows of identical cubicles. He found a water cooler with a single note stuck to it: "To return to the desktop, please log out. Logout button has been moved. Click Here to find it."

C:\> download office 365 iso