Gnomeo — Juliet
The Elton John/Bernie Taupin soundtrack is not mere window dressing; it is the film’s emotional engine. Songs like “Hello, Hello” (a punny duet replacing the balcony scene) and “Crocodile Rock” (during a chaotic lawnmower race) are woven into the narrative. The music injects energy and whimsy, reminding us that this is a jukebox musical designed to celebrate, not mock, the source material.
Unlike Shakespeare’s human characters, who seem to have forgotten the origin of their grudge, these garden ornaments are locked in a territorial war over lawn aesthetics, flowerbeds, and the ultimate prize: who has the better garden. This low-stakes conflict is the film’s secret weapon. By making the feuds about lawnmower races, flamingo tipping, and decorative mushroom vandalism, the movie lowers the tension enough for children to laugh, while adults recognize the absurdity of inherited hatred. Gnomeo Juliet
The most audacious risk Gnomeo & Juliet takes is with its third act. In the original play, the lovers die, their families reconcile over dead bodies. That… would not work for a G-rated film about lawn ornaments. Instead, the screenwriters (including John R. Smith and Rob Sprackling) pull off a clever bait-and-switch. The Elton John/Bernie Taupin soundtrack is not mere
For parents, it offers clever wordplay and Elton John deep cuts. For children, it offers bright colors, slapstick, and a happy ending. For anyone skeptical of the premise, it offers a reminder: love, like a garden gnome, is most valuable not when it is pristine, but when it is a little cracked, a little weathered, and still standing upright in the sun. Unlike Shakespeare’s human characters, who seem to have
During the climactic battle, Gnomeo is shattered. For a moment, the film goes silent. Juliet cradles his broken pieces, and the audience feels the weight of the tragedy looming. But this is a world where a master potter (a cameo from a Shakespeare statue) lives in the park. Gnomeo is glued back together—chipped, imperfect, but whole. The “death” becomes a symbolic breaking of old patterns, not a literal end. The families reconcile not out of grief, but out of shared laughter and relief. It’s a happy ending that earns its sweetness because the film never pretends the original tragedy didn’t exist.
But the scene-stealer is, without question, Nanette (voiced by Ashley Jensen)—a plastic frog with a French accent and a diva complex. Nanette serves as Juliet’s confidante and the film’s Greek chorus, breaking the fourth wall and commenting on the absurdity of the plot. Her running gag about wanting to be a “real actress” delivers some of the film’s biggest laughs.