-integrale De Kaamelott -fr--dvdrip- Today

Arthur sat down again. “You know what? Keep it. I’m going to my chambers to watch an actual DVDRIP of something that makes sense. Like paint drying.”

Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose. “That’s not a language. And DVDRIP isn’t a magical artifact. It’s a format for—never mind. Where did you find it?” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

Arthur sighed, stood up, and took the tablet. He turned it over. On the back, scratched in clumsy Latin, was a recipe for turnip stew. Arthur sat down again

(Cue Boccherini’s Minuet.) Would you like a more serious or extended Kaamelott -inspired fanfic based on a specific character or episode? I’m going to my chambers to watch an

Perceval gasped. “You defiled the sacred intégrale!”

“Arthur! Great news! I found the Intégrale !” Arthur didn’t look up. “The intégrale of what, Perceval?” “Of the knight training manuals! The legendary DVDRIP! It’s a… a stone tablet that contains all the knowledge of the old kingdom. But it’s in a foreign language. I think it’s ‘FR’ for ‘Faraway Realms’.”

“Perceval,” Arthur said slowly, “this is a kitchen inventory from 412 AD. The ‘intégrale’ is just a shopping list.”