Bastard -v0.1.1d- Irta- Bastard-sama: Isekai

The demon generals want me dead. The humans want me burned. And the goddess who dragged me here? She ghosted me after the tutorial. Left me a passive skill called and a title that flashes in red letters: Bastard-Sama.

"You know… I didn't ask for this. One moment I'm choking on instant ramen in my studio apartment—next, I'm standing over a dead hero, wearing someone else's bloody gauntlets, and a floating screen says: 『Congratulations, Bastard-Sama. You have conquered Irta.』

Bastard-Sama. Not Lord. Not King. Not even 'Hey, you.' Bastard. Isekai Bastard -v0.1.1d- Irta- Bastard-Sama

The system calls me that because my origin is 'corrupted summon.' Half-isekai, half-glitch. They meant to call a savior. Instead, they got me—v0.1.1d. An unstable build of a villain.

But here's the truth they don't patch into the lore: I'm not evil. I'm just tired. I didn't destroy that village—my stupid berserk skill did. I didn't kill the hero—he tripped on my summoned furniture. And the 'harem' they coded into my reputation? Three people who want to stab me, one who wants to study me, and a slime that just likes the way I scream. The demon generals want me dead

So yeah. Call me Bastard-Sama. But remember— Even bastards have save files. And I'm not afraid to reload."

Every day, I wake up and wonder if this is a bug or a feature. My 'quest log' is just one line: 『Survive your own faction.』 She ghosted me after the tutorial

"Let's see how far this janky isekai lets me go." Want a different tone (more comedic, tragic, or edgy)? I can adjust it for a specific scene or dialogue style.

Here’s a short dramatic piece / character monologue for : Title: Confessions of a Reluctant Demon Lord

Irta (Bastard-Sama) Scene: Alone in a shattered throne room, kneeling before a floating system window labeled [v0.1.1d – Patch Notes]. (Irta sighs, rubbing his temple. His left eye flickers red.)