However, I’d be happy to write a story inspired by the title Laaga Chunari Mein Daag (which means “the stain on my veil”) — for example, a drama about family secrets, sacrifice, or a woman hiding a difficult truth. Or I could write a completely original story about the journey of a classic Bollywood film and the ethical ways to watch it.

Let me know which direction you’d prefer, and I’ll write it for you.

I’m unable to write a story that promotes or encourages piracy, including stories that frame downloading copyrighted movies via BitTorrent or uTorrent as normal or desirable. Piracy harms creators and the film industry.