Let’s be honest. We’ve all made the joke.
But here’s my hot take after my annual re-watch last weekend: The Return of the King doesn’t have too many endings. It has exactly the right number. Because what Peter Jackson, Howard Shore, and J.R.R. Tolkien understood is that the hardest battle isn't throwing a ring into a volcano. It’s learning how to live after you’ve thrown it in. Lord of the Rings Return of the King
But what makes Return of the King great isn’t the battles. It’s the quiet moments during the battles. Let’s be honest
Because you can go home again. But home doesn’t always fit you anymore. It has exactly the right number
And Sam? Sam has to go back. Because life goes on.
First, let’s give credit where it’s due: Minas Tirith. Even by today’s CGI standards, the siege of Gondor is terrifying. The grinding of the Grond battering ram. The Nazgûl screeching over a white city. The charge of the Rohirrim—that screaming, suicidal sunrise—remains the greatest cavalry charge in cinema history.
But the spirit of that chapter remains in the film’s emotional epilogue. The Hobbits sit in the Green Dragon. They drink beer. But they don’t smile the same way. They share a look. Sam gets up and walks toward Rosie. Merry and Pippin cheer. But Frodo? Frodo sits alone.