And then, a key. A small, tarnished key.
We married in a registry office. He wore a polka-dot bow tie. I wore a snail brooch Gilbert had sent me. Ken and I moved into his caravan, parked on a vacant lot next to a fish-and-chips shop. We had no children. We had snails. Kenneth (the snail, not the husband) was our first. Ken the husband would read aloud to them from The Hobbit . “They’re listening,” he’d say. “Slowly.” Ken died on a Tuesday. Aneurysm. He was trying to fix a leak in the caravan roof during a heatwave. I found him face-down in a puddle of his own lemonade. The funeral was me, a priest who’d never met him, and the snails. I didn’t cry. I just tapped my ring. Memoir of a Snail -2024-
I searched through my shoeboxes for three days. On the fourth day, I found it: a tiny lockbox I’d forgotten. Inside was a photograph I’d stolen from Phyliss’s house years ago. It was a picture of my mother, pregnant with us. She was smiling. She had a snail on her shoulder. On the back, in her handwriting: “Two hearts. One muscle. Slow and steady.” And then, a key
Then, at nineteen, I met Ken. Ken was a retired clown who smelled of musty wool and mothballs. He had a red foam nose he never wore—said it chafed. He drove a caravan shaped like a teardrop. He told terrible puns. “What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!” I laughed so hard I cried. That was the first time in years I’d done both at the same time. He wore a polka-dot bow tie
I realized something that morning, watching Sylvia the snail leave a silver trail across my thumb: grief is not a shell. It’s a foot. You ripple forward. Millimeter by millimeter. You leave a little of yourself behind, but you keep going. I’m sixty-nine now. I still live in the caravan. The snails have great-grandchildren. I clean the shoeboxes once a year, then put them back. Gilbert came to visit last Christmas. He brought Socrates the goat’s great-great-grandson. The goat ate my curtains. I didn’t mind.