Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... 💫

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.

And Harley… sweetheart… I was tanning on South Beach when you were still a MySpace angle.

In Miami, there are two kinds of women: Those who brunch, and those who are brunch.

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.” Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

I just need to wait for you to arrive at one of my parties… wearing last season’s Agua Bendita.

See you at the wharf, Randi.

(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you. I’m Randi Wright

I’m guessing you meant either , Goddess Harper , or Goddess Harmony — or perhaps a drag/performance name like Goddess Harlett .

She gave herself that name, by the way. No coronation. No council. Just a ring light, a rented cabana, and a Venmo request for “energy exchange.”

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored? And Harley… sweetheart… I was tanning on South

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So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means.

(beat)

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them.

Below is a written as a dramatic monologue / character intro for Randi Wright and her rival/ally, Goddess Har [ley]. It’s set in Miami’s high-end, cutthroat social scene — think sun, status, and stilettos as weapons . MIAMI MEAN GIRLS “Sun, Salt, and Sabotage” Featuring: Randi Wright & Goddess Harley