Muskaanein Jhooti Hai -

Muskaanein jhooti hai.

But the smile? It stayed put. Perfect. Plastic. Muskaanein Jhooti Hai

The music is still ringing in my ears. A hollow, plastic beat. My cheeks ache. Not from genuine laughter—I’ve forgotten what that feels like—but from the muscles I’ve held in a perfect, rigid arc for four hours. Perfect

The smile? That beautiful, crooked, brave, jhoothi smile? A hollow, plastic beat

Look at the photograph they just posted. There I am, holding a champagne flute I haven’t drunk from, throwing my head back as if the venture capitalist just told the funniest joke in the world. He didn’t. He was explaining how he “almost” invested in a competitor. The smile on my face? A masterpiece of forgery. Painted on with the precision of a liar.

We have weaponized the grin. We use it to say “I’m fine” when we are drowning. We use it to say “Congratulations” when we are burning with envy. We use it to say “I love you” when we are planning our exit.