Mydrunkenstar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show -

If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets to the wind, just commit. Fall like you meant it. Own the chaos.

The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I strutted out like I was on Paris Fashion Week… until my left heel found a beer puddle. Did I fall? Yes. Did I turn it into a dramatic floor-crawl? Also yes. Someone threw a dollar at me. I ate it. Not the dollar—the floor. Again. MyDrunkenStar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show

So last night’s “Drunk Fashion Show” happened. You know, the one where the theme was “Haute Mess.” And baby, I delivered . If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets

Started with two vodka sodas and the bold belief that I could sew. Tried to hot-glue broken Christmas lights onto an old prom dress. Shocked I still have eyebrows. The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs