DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.
DAVE (Scribbling) “Level 3 weirdness infraction.” Penalty: you must call me “Sir Dave” for 48 hours. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
SON Dad, they just fall in there.
DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.
DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12. DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work
DAVE Bedroom inspection. Rule 47: No overlapping socks in the hamper. Let me see. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall?