The End... until the sequel: 'Andhera 2 – Ab aur bhi Andhera'
"Probably just the wind."
"Sorry bhaiyya. But aapki entry lighting bahut weak hai. Koi jump scare nahi." Scary Movie Hindi
"Main 1600 se mar raha hoon. Tum log aate ho, selfie lete ho, popcorn khate ho. MUJHE BHOOT BANNA HAI, NOT A TOUR GUIDE."
He vanishes.
(opens tiffin) "Maa ke haath ka paneer. Ghost ko bhi pasand aayega."
"Bhagao is bhoot ko. Pehle coconu... oh sorry, coconuT—" The End
"Accha. But can you do the thing where your neck cracks and then—"