Fortress 2 -nonsteam- V1.0.9.5 - Team

In a cramped, dimly lit corner of the RED team's base, the Engineer sat hunched over his workbench, tinkering with a mangled piece of scrap metal. His bushy beard was streaked with grease, and his eyes twinkled with a mixture of frustration and fascination.

The Spy's smile was as smooth as silk. "Consider it an investment in our mutual success, n'est-ce pas?"

What a delightfully specific request!

The Engineer wiped the sweat from his brow, leaving a smudge of grease behind. "Ah, okay, Soldier. Let's take a gander at the map and see if we can't come up with a plan to... Ow!" He yelped as the Scout poked him in the ribs with a playful jab.

But in the world of Team Fortress 2, nothing was ever certain, and the line between victory and defeat was often blurred. All that was clear was that the battle for 2Fort would rage on, with no end in sight. Team Fortress 2 -NonSteam- v1.0.9.5

As the team debated the Spy's proposal, the Heavy, who had been quietly enjoying a nearby stack of metal crates, suddenly spoke up. "Heavy has idea. We build big, powerful robot. It smash BLU team."

"Aw, shucks!" he muttered to himself, tossing aside a wrench. "I've been tryin' to fix this confounded shotgun for hours, but I just can't seem to get it right!" In a cramped, dimly lit corner of the

The team exchanged skeptical glances, but the Spy continued, undeterred. "I've been observing the BLU team's movements, and I believe I can help you identify their weak points. For a small fee, of course."

The Scout grinned. "Hey, Engy! You hear about the new sentry gun I 'acquired' from the BLU team's base? It's a real doozy! I was thinkin' we could set it up to cover our flank and—" "Consider it an investment in our mutual success,

The Demoman, who had been quietly sipping from a flask in the corner, suddenly slurred, "Aye, and we could rig it with some o' me explosives! That'd give 'em a wee bit o' a shock, laddie!"

Here's a short story set in the world of Team Fortress 2, tailored to the non-Steam version 1.0.9.5: