Tv - The Croods

“New rock!” Thunk cheered, hitting it with a club. It didn't break.

He lowered the TV.

“…After one more segment,” he sighed, sitting back down with a bowl of cold gravel. the croods tv

Suddenly, a low WHOOOOSH echoed from outside. A strange, flat object had fallen from a rent in the sky. It was sleek, black, and had a faint, humming glow. On its back, in strange symbols, were the words: THE CROODS – SEASON 3 – STREAMING NOW. “New rock

The thick, sticky silence of a prehistoric evening settled over the Croods’ cave. Inside, Grug was attempting a new form of entertainment: shadow puppets. “…After one more segment,” he sighed, sitting back

He lifted it over his head to smash it. But just as he did, the TV flickered to a commercial: a bright, happy jingle for “Mammoth-Burger! You’ll have a KILLER meal!”

And so, the first family of the Stone Age discovered their favorite new pastime: watching themselves live a life far more interesting than their own. They became the first couch potatoes. And the last. Because tomorrow, that glowing rock was definitely going to be eaten by a giant sloth. Probably.