The Evil Cult English Dub Apr 2026

"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"

"So... like... what now?"

"Ah, young Zhang Wuji. You have trained here for... checks script ...three paragraphs. Your father and mother were killed by... the bad people."

The leader, (dubbed by a man doing a terrible Sean Connery impression), holds the Dragon Saber. the evil cult english dub

Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which is a cave with a disco light.

"You have saved the land... for now. But remember... the true treasure... was the bad lip-syncing you heard along the way."

"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?" "I have no idea

"Mister Wuji. You have come to die. But first, let me explain my master plan... which I forgot. Something about... revenge? No, wait. World domination? Eh, you'll figure it out."

They fight. The dialogue is hilariously mistimed.

"Jokes on you! I have the Dragon Saber! It shoots... checks prop ...a laser? Sure. A red laser." checks script

"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!"

Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.