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“Good pace today, boys,” he says.
There is a specific, sacramental dread that descends upon the peloton in late October. The sun, once a generous benefactor, now flees the sky by 5:30 PM. The temperature hovers precisely where sweat meets shiver. And on this particular Tuesday, the air in the parking lot of the Daily Grind Coffee is thick not with humidity, but with the unspoken truth: the King is about to pull. “Good pace today, boys,” he says
For fifty-one weeks, the Tuesday Night Club Ride has been a democracy of suffering. We have rolled out at a civilized 6:00 PM, clipped in with our plastic fenders and blinking taillights, and pretended that cycling is a hobby of leisure. We have soft-pedaled through the neutral zone, told jokes about saddle sores, and dutifully pulled turns at 240 watts. But tonight is the Final Ride of 2019. The rules change. The veneer of civility is stripped away like an old tubular tire. Tonight, the Watt King pulleth. The temperature hovers precisely where sweat meets shiver
His name is Mark. Officially, he is a 42-year-old regional sales manager with a VO2 max that suggests a clerical error in his birth certificate. Unofficially, he is the monarch of the asphalt, the sovereign of the suffering. For eleven months, he has endured our half-wheel attacks and our ill-timed surges. He has sat on the front into a headwind, spinning 110 rpm while the rest of us drafted in his wake, sipping from our bottles and negotiating the terms of our own surrender. He has been patient. He has been merciful. No more. We have rolled out at a civilized 6:00
Mark stands up. It is not a violent gesture, but a regal one. He unzips his wind vest (a power move, signaling he is already overheating from the wattage to come) and drifts to the front. The group, instinctually, falls silent. The only sound is the whir of freewheels and the thump-thump of suddenly terrified hearts.
The ride begins deceptively. As we turn onto Old Mill Road, the pace is chatty . Mark sits third wheel, hands on the hoods, looking almost bored. He is a shark circling the ice floe; he is simply deciding which seal to eat first. At the three-mile mark, the KOM segment appears—a two-mile rolling drag that spits on the concept of a flat road. This is the throne room.
See you in April, Mark. We will be stronger. And you will still be the King.