The Golden Girls - Season 4 -

Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night.

I don’t feel safe, Dorothy. What if the Sicilian Squirrel’s nephews show up?

Welcome to marriage, pussycat. The only thing more overrated than diamonds is the groom’s personality. The Golden Girls - Season 4

The girls look at each other. Reluctantly, they start pulling money from their purses.

She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour. Don’t make a thing of it

Here’s my hurricane lamp fund.

(instantly purring): An appraiser? Well, Doctor, you can appraise my etchings any time. Welcome to marriage, pussycat

Ah. Bribery. Now we’re speaking my language.

I’ve been called a lot of things, Blanche. A friend, a roommate, a towering pillar of sarcasm. But never an entourage. Does it come with a per diem?

Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night.

I don’t feel safe, Dorothy. What if the Sicilian Squirrel’s nephews show up?

Welcome to marriage, pussycat. The only thing more overrated than diamonds is the groom’s personality.

The girls look at each other. Reluctantly, they start pulling money from their purses.

She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour.

Here’s my hurricane lamp fund.

(instantly purring): An appraiser? Well, Doctor, you can appraise my etchings any time.

Ah. Bribery. Now we’re speaking my language.

I’ve been called a lot of things, Blanche. A friend, a roommate, a towering pillar of sarcasm. But never an entourage. Does it come with a per diem?