He runs to the kitchen. He grabs a can of whipped cream. He holds it like a weapon.
A jaunty, ironic ukulele theme song plays over shots of Phil destroying a bowling alley, driving a golf cart through a glass door, and crying into a wedding cake.
The woman dismounts the unicycle. She pulls out a worn library book: "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. the last man on earth episode 2
CHARLOTTE Repopulate? With you ?
Beat.
CHARLOTTE Come out. I’ll make it quick. I have a guillotine in my unicycle trailer.
Phil hides behind a burning trash can (he sets a new one on fire every day for ambiance). He runs to the kitchen
EXT. TUCSON, ARIZONA - DAY
FADE TO BLACK.
Phil locks the door. He’s hyperventilating.