The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-... (COMPLETE × VERSION)

Hey!

CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s, ulcer) rubs his temples. NORBERG (30s, earnest) adjusts a microwave-sized “surveillance computer.”

Police work.

Frank stands, seaweed draped over his head like a wig. He spits out a fish.

(smiles) Oh, I’m not selling drinks, Lieutenant. I’m selling thirst . The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

Vex laughs. She presses the button. The missile launches—straight up. Then it sputters. Tilts. And crashes into a seafood restaurant two blocks away.

By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply will be replaced with Hydro-Thrust. Within an hour, everyone will be obedient. Within a day, they’ll vote for whoever I tell them to. Within a week—world peace. My peace. Frank stands, seaweed draped over his head like a wig

World peace? That’s your villain speech? I once arrested a guy for double-parking. Now that was evil.