They both burst out laughing. Really laughing. The kind that makes your stomach hurt.
"You know what we need? An Ignoring Contest ."
"But I am the main character. Of my life."
MONTAGE. A montage of ignoring.
She takes a giant, triumphant lick.
He crawls under the rug. A moment later, a tiny trapdoor opens in the floor. He falls through with a "WOOOOBWOOBWOOB."
"The Silent Treatment"
Uncle Grandpa grins, puts on sunglasses, and leans back.
Nothing. Not even a glance.
"Oh great. A magical old man fell into my sprinkler." Uncle Grandpa Series
"Exactly! Nobody will see it coming!" ACT THREE:
Maddie's dog finally walks up to her. She holds out the lollipop. The dog sniffs it, turns, and walks away.