That was impossible. Ninja Blade —the notoriously clunky, cinematic hack-and-slash from 2009—was a 4.5 GB install even after stripping the cutscenes. 98 KB wasn’t compression; it was a magic trick.
Then the ninja’s nameplate shifted. The pixels rearranged. It now read: Very Highly Compressed Ninja Blade Pc Game
Marcus opened blade.exe —the real one this time. It booted normally. Main menu, settings, new game. That was impossible