Video Title- Hey- ...let-s Do It 1 - Little Sis... -
(squints) Those are both traps. Dance one ends with you faking a knee injury. IKEA ends with tears and a missing screw.
(to camera, too loud) HEY. Let’s do it. Number one. Little sis wins.
I have never respected you more. And I have never been more sticky.
(muffled) If you’re filming me drooling, I’m deleting your save file on Elden Ring. Video Title- Hey- ...Let-s Do It 1 - Little sis...
She throws a pillow at the lens.
Long pause. Little Sis looks away, then back, softer.
The camera swings up. grins, holding the phone like a nature documentarian who just spotted a rare, angry creature. (squints) Those are both traps
I don’t hate it. I hate when you leave the lens cap on. (smirks) Now say “let’s do it” again so we can end the episode.
Worth it. (beat) Hey.
SOUND of a video game menu music, low hum. (to camera, too loud) HEY
Doing what. It’s 8 AM. On a Saturday. The sun is a war crime.
What.